Stdout Remote Life

Summary

Lyrics below. Warning!!! Red alert!!! Developer is in the zone. Please do not tap on the glass or make sudden movements. Lyrics below. The promised land of VC-backed startups beckons us with bounties of free LaCroix and potato chips. The free swag ... Lyrics below. Onsites sound great until it's time to actually go. Can you just attach an iPad to some wheels and I'll attend virtually? Lyrics below. Dear tests, deep down we know that you are good...why you gotta be so annoying though?? We swear by TDD ... Lyrics below. Yo dawg, I heard you meetings, so I put a meeting on your schedule so we can meet about meetings. Hop into ... Lyrics below. Interviewing is where we measure devs based on confusing algorithm problems that don't represent what they'll ... Lyrics below. "How long do you think this will take?" is every developer's favorite question. We try again and again to hone our ... Lyrics below. "Wow, this is some really clean CSS!" said nobody ever. Poor CSS gets ignored time and time again in favor of code ... Lyrics below. "What's the best text editor?" is a great question to set a room full of devs on fire. We are a very opinionated bunch. Lyrics below. You were once a young coder with bright eyes. Now the day is finally here where they call you...TECH LEAD. Lyrics below. The bane of the engineer's existence...ON-CALL! Start off the week all hyped Feeling real bright and optimistic  ... Lyrics below. A tale as old as Unix time itself: dev pulls hair out over feature that sales promised "major" prospect before checking ... Lyrics below. I just want to get rich without working hard so that I can start a farm and work insanely hard. Is that too much to ask?